With the best of intentions, Shinny takes her boyfriend to the game, where he proceeds to ruin everything and be “That Guy.”
We at RMNB have a very new fan-friendly policy, but there is one thing we cannot abide: leaning. You, sir, in the upper bowl of Verizon Center. Please keep your back pinned to your seat lest the people behind you will be able to see. It’s only polite.
But as long as you’re not hurting anybody, there’s no such thing as a good fan or a bad fan. Shinny’s arm candy isn’t a bad fan; he’s just clueless. It’s our job as Totally Awesome Fans to welcome the noobs into the fold with open arms, because hockey is for everybody.
But seriously, lean the $#&@ back.
P.S. the two halftimes in hockey is my favorite line ever. Thank you, NHL, for actually using the three-period system as a sales pitch last year. Ya doofs.